Monday Bunday: Recycling

I try to be a good green sort of person and dutifully put aside my recycling. What usually ends up happening is that I just collect recycables instead of actually recycling them. My current laundry bag full of newspapers and junk mail is one of Goose's Favorite Places.

I always know when he's there by the very distinct sound of ripping paper.

"What? You're a slacker and I'm just trying to help you out. Don't you know that you should shred your papers before tossing them out?"